I've just purchased another year of maintaining the website for Church of the Infernal. Someone is sending me some information on how to become an ordained minister and be able to perform weddings and funerals and the like. I won't be able to do legal marriages in Canada, but maybe someone will get those laws changed within my lifetime and I shall. If not, I can run away to California and recruit people to attend my church in beachside services. I've got a lot of life left for living and the sky is the limit for what could potentially be done. Within 5 years my finances could take a turn for the better. Life can dramatically change at times. You know, that crazy lady in the building who buys $166 dollars worth of pizza and just left it won some sort of law suit and I was told she had near $70, 000 come to her. Money can come to people, you know. I might just win the lottery, that is, if I start purchasing lottery tickets.
Or I could all of a sudden find some sort of way to legally profit off of my own human potential. I could write a best selling novel and get a million bucks for it. Maybe I could become a famous folk singer like Leonard Cohen and touch the world with my melancholic vocal delivery. There are lots of great ways for money to magnetically be attracted to my soul. After all, Evel Knievel went through all sorts of odd career changes before he settled as a motorcycle stunt artist and earned millions of dollars. He was quoted as saying that in his career he earned 60 million dollars and spent 63 million dollars. He was sued by an author he beat up for writing a negative book about him. The author won the case, but was never paid the 3 million.
Evel Knievel got his name when he was in jail. He and his cellmate used to call each other 'Evil Knievel' and 'Awful Knofel'. His real name is Robert Craig Knievel. He's had an interesting life, but he didn't really sound like a very nice person. He invited a Czechoslovakian hockey team to play this semi-pro team he owned at a warm up game at the Olympic. He dissappeared without paying them and the Olympics planning committee was forced to pay the tab to avoid an international incident. Then he had a hunting business where he promised he could get his clients exactly the sort of game they were hunting. But, he was illegally poaching these animals in Yellowstone park. He also had a motorcycle business where anybody who beat him at arm wrestling got a $100 discount, but this business went under. I read all about this on wikipedia and you can too.
I've not been too great as some sore has appeared above my eye and I have had these sores at 2 rather stressful times of my life. They are like cold sores, but the year my grandmother died they would appear anywhere on my face. Then it never really happened again until around the time I moved up to Toronto. And, that year my Aunt Ruth died, so I'm kind of paranoid that somebody is going to die. But, I shouldn't fret about this and just try to not worry about it. I bought new contact lens, but I don't want to wear them when I have a sore above my eye which is possibly contagious. Certainly don't want to be wearing make up. I've I rub my eyes I could move this terrible virus around and end up with other weird sores all over the rest of my face. So, I just put anbesol on it and am going to let it heal.
Other than the sore above my eye, I am doing okay. I have been sleeping a lot. Trying to finish watching a movie. I think today I am going to maybe get some laundry done and clean up around here. Also have to switch my pharmacy to one that's closer today. Probably should check the mail. Got lots of stuff I should be and could be doing.
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